Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell; its broken.

Whose that knocking on your door? You better make sure its not another one of those silly jokes!
Orange you going to answer the door? Lettuce in; its cold!
Stopwatch youre doing and open the door! Ismalunch ready yet?

Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever will give you all the material you need to get your family, friends, and neighbours laughing out loud, and perhaps wishing they could shut the front door!