What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

Life without animals just wouldnt be the same!

Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever. Youre sure to find some giggles along the way… cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer!

Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischevious cat! Whatever you do, dont expect the cattle to laugh. Theyve herd it all before.